It seems you can’t come visit
I am slowly accepting that
But if you swoon as madly over me
As you say you do,
Is it too much to ask you
To talk to me on a daily basis?
How do you possibly believe this will work,
If we do not see each other
If we do not hear each other
If we barely manage to exchange 40 words a day?
I need to buy some kittens and learn to knit, clearly.