ai don wannu wehk up erly
ai don wannu deal with bills
ai don wannu leev with uh stranger becos my utha hows mate moved owt
ai don wannu fight about pepulz leaving their shit on deh walls of de toilet bowl
ai don wannu wok up det hill in de dark
ai don wannu study english lichecha
ai don wannu speak french
ai don wannu worry about having to pleed insanity
ai don wannu set house alarm to prevent dangeruss poor pepul from stealing my laptop and vehginity
ai don wannu write 1500 werd essay, double spacing in Times Nu Romin
ai don wannu
tho ai em lucky to be a schoodint with a hows en a univesty and maani.
ai reli dont give shit abowt grammar and postcolonial lichecha rite nau.
Not to mention housemates who shood be sent to military boot kemps to be deeseeplined.
De-spleened, more like.
Waaauuuurrrrgh one week left of holiday in Dehben.