Step-by-Step instructions for this fun-filled game! Tell all your friends! Not recommended for children under the age of 16 (only because it’s against the law…)
Flirt shamelessly and publicly with the Marty. Get pretty tipsy, and then spend several minutes discussing the all-important question, “my place or yours?”
Have ye a damn merry night, discussing also the rather difficult situation of having two ex’s who are still very much present in both your lives.
Leave in the morning, politely and sweetly as all good gentlemen do.
Ignore her first sms
Ignore her second sms
Ignore her for the rest of the afternoon and night
Do not contact her the next day either. Do not think she is overthinking what you might be thinking.
Ignore her third message
Appear on Gtalk as amicably and innocently as can be, and then get offended when you are told you have the communication skills of a dead rat
Repeat Step 10 to taste.
Bugger off so Marty can phone her friends and gossip about the backward ways of young men
While Marty is midway through the sentence, “Guys! They’re all the -” , appear at her window with your silly blond hair frilling about in the night air like you’ve just descended with a parachute.
While she stands there giggling and squealing into her cellphone to her bewildered friend, smile at her through the gate
Kiss her through the bars of the gate because you suspect she won’t even let you in.
Offer her an entire chocolate slab.
Walk in and say sorry like you mean it.
Give up some of your time to chat to her and hang out with her.
Step back out into the windy night and walk away with your blond locks flowing like a cape behind you, knowing you’ve totally redeemed yourself, and she is totally aawing and cooing to herself like a girly little moron.
Repeat from Step 1. You are a guy after all.