You’re having a conversation with your latest conquest
With whom you recently shared a night in a rather tight single bed
It was cute but uncomfortable and you very nearly headbutted the bedside table when he decided to imitate a starfish in his sleep…
And during this chat you realise
that by the time your ex and you had actually gotten used to each other’s idiosyncratic movements in your little bed, you had broken up.
September 21, 2009