This evening, at approx. 5.15pm, I fed my printer a piece of notebook paper…instead of the regulation printing paper. I disappeared into the kitchen, and when I came back, Pookie was completely unresponsive, with a mangled piece of paper in its tummy. Cartridge stuck in the middle, buttons completely ignoring me. Computer refuses to acknowledge its existence. USB port being a heinous bitch. On top of this my wireless network is having baaaaad mood swings, the cow.
I want a typewriter 😦