…you thought I’d finally given up on my ‘Universe’ posts.
The Universe laughs when… you stop at the petrol station in your car, looking like the real master gangster, and you spot your old driving instructor.
The one who treated you like you had special needs.
chest bump greet him, and he looks in awe at your pretty car and your driving skills.
And then you destroy one of your hubcabs by bashing into the curb.
And five people run up to your car exclaiming YOH YOH YOH and HAIBO! and then run away because they know.
The universe is pissing itself laughing at you.