These are a few of my least favourite things
Needing to see a person who is not in their office, although they should be in their office, because the sign says they should be in their office, and I freaking need you to be in your office like now.
Needing something found behind a locked door, to which no one has keys except probably some janitor from the 1940’s who now lives in Potchefstroom.
Putting on pants specifically to go to a meeting, but no one pitches.
Getting involved in racist political machinations
Realising there really are a lot of people who hate the alternative music scene
Realising these people all work for the university or the municipality
Sending messages and not getting replies. Sending emails and not getting replies. Doing everything short of farting out smoke signals and still not getting any replies..
Working with people who are disorganised, tardy, and distracted.
Getting so frustrated with the failings of democracy that I almost wish I was a dictator with a golden wand so I could tap my minions and send them a-running. Damn straight.
What are we gonna do tonight, Marty?
Same thing I try do every day, OCD-free moron, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!