The other day, I was going slightly senile.
I had been talking out loud for a good half an hour, thinking I was home alone.
As I walked into the kitchen, I had a brainwave, and exclaimed:
AHA! PRINGLES! BREAD! CHIP ROLL! YES! WITH CREAM CHEE–
–ah. i am being heard. ah.
For that was when I noticed my digsmate’s keys were in her door.
The Universe lolled.
My friend Rach is quoting me on Facebook.
This must be fame.