| Make This Motion Count |

Multitasking: exam edition

Multitasking. I’ve said it before, don’t do it unless you’re a pro.


When studying and eating at the same time

Do not hold a knife and a pen in the same hand. You will draw on your fried fish.

When walking into the library

Be sure to swipe your student card, not your cellphone, keys, or any other item you may be holding, against the sensor.

Nothing else will work. You can try swipe your cellphone various times but the nasty little red light will not go away.

Use the student card.

It’s in your other hand.

During  a long study session in a public place

You may have headphones in

You may have been sitting for five hours straight

You may have forgotten that you are in a public place

Regardless.

Do not fart.

You won’t hear it above the soothing instrumental music which is delicately caressing your eardrums, but everyone else at the café will.

Image from blood-pressure-monitoring.org

Advertisements

Comments on: "Multitasking: exam edition" (1)

  1. […] Later on, I tried to write notes while eating fish, and ended up with scribble-licious hake. […]

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: