I’m back! Sort of. Still in the grip of massive lethargy, laziness, and procrastination techniques.
Seeing as I am on holiday though, I don’t feel too obliged to post as diligently as I usually do.
I’m going to post a bunch of stories, poems and thingies that have been sitting on my desktop for far too long.
In other news, I have a tan, and I survived a root canal!
In more news, I have to go to hospital in January because Mr Evolution is clearly a moron. Does it look like I can fit four more teeth in my mouth? No, genetic rule of shit, I cannot.
In exactly one month, I will look like this sexy beast over here:
Uh huh, yeah
I’d tap that.